hey! kinda bored now... anw, some jokes t share you you guys! :D from nicko

-your mama's teeths' so yellow that when she smile, th traffic stops

(people stop cuz they thought that was th traffic light)
-your mama's so fat that she needs a life guard around her cereal

(cuz her cereal bowl's too big &people might drown)
-your mama's so fat that when i ask her what's her weight, i thought she told me her handphone number
-your mama's so fat that when she walk pass th television, i miss three advertisment
-your mama's so fat that when she get her driving lisence, th picture says "continue next page" (too fat that th pic cant contain her full face)
-your mama's so fat that, even th whale sang "we are family!"
-you mama's so fat when she wore a yellow dress, people shout "Taxi! ~"

-your mama's so poor that she can't even pay attention

HAHA. actually has alot alot alot more ~

anw, gna meet miao2 &nickie now, bye!

Net's birthday wishes ~

This is for you net! :D
Happy birthday! :)